Intro.pl

use Awesome;
use Blogger;

$name = "PerlGuy";
@hobbies = ("Programming","RC Helicopters","Energy Drink","Computer Games","Robotics","Bass");
$coolness = 100000000;

print "I like Perl. It is a very good, multi-purpose programming language, which can be hard to learn. I especially like Perl/Tk. I recently started it, and have since had many romantic dreams about Perl GUIs. Yay, Perl!\n";

print "I also like Black Metal, and other forms of metal. I like Satan, and want to summon him one day, to talk about Hellish versions of computer languages and their implementations. Imagine, Perl666, Ruby Black and SATANBASIC\n";

print "Wait, you don't care? Too Bad. I just wasted a few minutes of your life. Ha ha!\n";